How about a home and garden supply? Sometimes they have plaster
statues. In all honesty, nekkid mermaids are much more common, but
I think I've seen small reproductions of famous greek or roman
sculpture. A peeing cherub would be an interesting variation.
A plaster statue would put some weight forward, too, for improved
performance.
-- Kent Crispin "Do good, and you'll be kent@songbird.com lonesome." -- Mark Twain