Yer splittin' hairs, lubbers! (&$^#%*!)
To go total berserk about this lame subject, know ye that iffen ye want
gud'n heavy salt, dar Utah brinefly puddle it be hands-down heavy, bein'
so terrible salty. But Iffen yer a sadistic extremist sort, yer Dead Sea
holds water ter carve out and let firm up into salt blocks that yer goats
be lickin'. Be there any briney heavier'n that, 'n ye be slitherin' on yer
belly in it <!>
Leave headspace in yer freshwater jugs, 'n know fer sure them jugs'll float
when yer sail dinghy goes turtle. But did ye tie them jugs down, or be they
goin' bobbin' out yer companionway whilst yer staring up into the sun
blazin' down upon yer pale n' frightened face thru yer scummy keelboard
slot??
Iffen ye fill yer jugs wid potable water, ye can drink 'n wash wid 'em, but
remember to keep track'a yer jugs, that ye might want'er avoid tippling any
holdin' liquid of a yeller cast <!>
(Iffen ya pee on the breathless sea, how long will it float on the briney?
If yer a true old salt, 'n yer got no faults, it'll sink ter the bottom,
gar blimey!)
G'byrd
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