Politically Correct Season's Greetings

Wed, 08 Dec 1999 19:23:07 -0800

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>Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
>Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
>an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
>gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
>the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
>or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
>persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
>religious or secular traditions at all.
>And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
>recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but
>not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
>contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply
>that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
>"AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed,
>color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform
> or sexual preference of the wishee.
>(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting
>is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
>alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher
>to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is
>void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
>wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
>application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
>issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
>is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
>discretion of the wisher.)

And, of course, past performance is no guarantee of future results.
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Mountain View, CA