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Rye:
I think it would be more appropriate to have a major sea battle between the
two coastal fleets. Participants would be equipped with mops, buckets of
clean wet toilet paper to hurl at each other and firehoses. It could take
place in the Gulf of Mexico or in the Great Lakes. Large viewing stands
could be constructed on shore so royalty could watch the battle from afar.
Admirals could maneuver their fleets into position. Broadsides of wet toilet
paper and thrusts of the mops until one side lowers its burgee!
Jim Nolan P-19 #426 Panache
>From: Rye Gewalt <ryeg@vais.net>
>To: "ecpa@onelist.com" <ecpa@onelist.com>, Potter List
><wwpotter@tscnet.com>
>Subject: Battle of the List maintainers
>Date: Sat, 04 Mar 2000 08:38:01 -0500
>
>There seems to be a good deal of off list discussion about whose list
>maintainer can beat up whose list maintainer. There is thought of
>having an independent organization (maybe Trailer Sailor) sponsor a
>face-off. This could be televised on the list using web cameras and
>could be held over the Mississippi river which is the symbolic dividing
>line between east and west (and let's resist getting into that
>continental divide controversy).
>
>Some of the major events could be:
>
>The exchange of insults at either 15 or 19 feet to symbolize the lengths
>of our boats.
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>The hurling epithets at 17 feet (the average of the lengths of our
>boats) Hurling of epitaphs will be discouraged.
>
>Does anybody else have any thoughts on interesting events that could be
>added to the program?
>
>Regards
>Rye
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>PS: it's a joke....get it?
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>
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